Pandora

Governor of Hawai’i

The governor of the State of Hawai’i, most likely tired of “playing second fiddle” to the histrionics of local mayors, has decided to “reel in” the fools. The governor declared on Saturday that all “corona” policies must now be approved by him. The move was apparently spurred by the recent “corona” antics courtesy the mayor of Honolulu. However, “lockdown” will officially continue until May 31st. Unofficially, it will continue forever.

On the personal front, cost-cutting (i.e., self-barbering, diet reductions, and conversion to instant coffee) will offset the additional expenditures incurred by “corona” (as detailed in the Notes post, “Agenda”) within the next three months.

Overall, this has not been a good time. With few years remaining in this one-and-only lifetime, there is much animosity toward the Fascists who have deliberately concocted the fraudulent “corona” pandemic. There is literally nothing to do in “lockdown.” It is a prison.

Daily exercise has been relegated to a brief walk to Fudgepacker Park and back in the morning and 60 push-ups later in the afternoon. The rest of time is spent sitting in the small chair provided by Austin and Randy. Health issues are sure to arise soon, no thanks in part to the Fascists.

To make matters worse, all medical, dental, and optical appointments will be continuously postponed until the ridiculous mandatory face mask requirement is rescinded. That could be “many, many months” away, as implied by the governor. Wearing a face mask on long bus trips and while sitting in a crowded medical clinic is totally unacceptable.

In the meantime, the fear of death meme increases in intensity in the “mainstream” media. That fear is easily recognized in the eyes (the only visible facial feature) of the Satanic gargoyles donning face masks. Some are afraid of their own shadow. Other are becoming aggressive “corona” vigilantes, desperately aching to heap violence on non-conformists.

This is the sick world that the Fascists have created just to enrich themselves by “gaming the system,” and all at the expense of the masses. The fear of death is the “Pandora’s Box” that should never have been opened.