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Mayor of Honolulu

The mayor of Honolulu announced more step in his “easing” of “lockdown. Yes, parks will be open from Saturday, but only for exercising. Now, the mayor is considering bigger and bolder steps which include the reopening of:

• golf courses
• automobile dealerships.

Wheee! The mayor and the governor must surely have missed their golf games, eh? There’s no doubt that he was laughing his ass off once off-camera. How did he keep a “poker face” during the announcement? Does the mayor look like he has ever worn a face mask? Did he trim his own hair? What a maroon!

And, of course, the best time to reopen an automobile dealership is during an alleged pandemic of “corona.” People would flock to the dealership, keeping “social distancing,” of course. Now is the time to purchase a new 4,000-pound motorized chair (read: automobile) as the perfect “corona”-proof transportation. Throw in a free face mask and a pair of blue rubber gloves and you’ve got a deal!

Addendum: The mayor makes no effort to hide paybacks to wealthy benefactors and political “influencers.” Cronyism at its finest!