Fuck It Friday (FIF)! Sporadic news and commentary of no interest to anyone ... FIF! The “existential vacuum” is the primary focus of this edition. Yes, this is Fuck It Friday!
The sheer meaninglessness of everything became apparent on Sunday, specifically the late afternoon. Ennui was the motivation (no pun intended) to make the dismal trek to Ala Moana Center. A prime rib dinner was the fare of choice at Lahaina Chicken. The meal neither looked or tasted good. Fortunately, the pint of Häagen-Dazs® coffee ice cream from Target® saved the day. Fuck it!
On Wednesday, a late afternoon outing to Ala Moana Center was made to procure a new $50 Apple® clear case for the iPhone 15 Pro from Target®. The old Otterbox® clear case was still perfectly functional. However, the TPU sides are now stained a brownish color. Discarding the stained case was definitely wasteful, but perfectly acceptable in a “throwaway” society. Fuck it!
Evening outings to the International Marketplace have been curtailed. In addition to constantly dodging moronic tourists, the act of loitering in a shopping mall has become detestable. The only logical purpose is the exploit the free wireless hotspot to download choice videos for the vast hurdy-gurdy video library (HGVL). Unfortunately, the availability of the latter has become extremely limited. So, what is the point of being there? Absolutely nothing. Fuck it!
Over three years have passed since the last medical, dental and optical examinations. Needless to say, trust in any of those professions has dissipated since the “super-duper corona” plan-demic. At this point in time, confusion and anger still persists. The “vaccine,” the face masks … all of that bullshit was perpetrated on the hapless rank-and-file peons. Has trust been regained since then? No! Fuck it!
Environmental noise monitoring on the Watch Series 9 has now been disabled indefinitely. The loudest noise environment is the gym. Since nothing can be done to mitigate the problem, the need to monitor noise is moot. The device now only monitors heart rate and associated metrics. Who knew that the Watch Series 9 would become less and less useful? Fuck it!
The iPad Pro M4 is still powered down. The battery is still on its first charge cycle. Was it really needed at all for any purpose? Who knows? Fuck it!
On a side note, the central bank of empire is allegedly poised to commence aggressive interest rate cuts as early as August. As predicted, ZIRP will be back with a vengeance. Personal expenditures will be adjusted accordingly. Fuck it!
Addendum: Heart rate monitoring on the Watch Series 9 may soon be disabled. Although the device does register the heart palpitations, the occurrences of the latter are quite noticeable without it. Fuck it!
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