Passport

The governor of Hawai’i announced the initial phase of what could ultimately be a “vaccine passport” for the islands. Tourists arriving here with “vaccine” documentation will be able to waive any “super-duper corona” testing or quarantine requirements. The governor also extended the eviction moratorium to June 8th, for what that’s worth.

Last night, an armed military officer barricaded himself in his hotel room at the posh Kahala Hotel and Resort. After discharging his weapon in the room, the hotel was evacuated and police called in. No other details than he was found deceased with self-inflicted gunshot wounds. As stated previously in Notes, crime is rising rapidly. “Super-duper corona” has caused people to go completely berserk.

The empire-wide face mask mandate is scheduled to end on April 39th. That’s not likely to happen, eh? The empire’s Department of Health and Human Services is sponsoring a contest. The winner will receive $500,000 for the best face mask design ever (i.e., comfortable and can be worn all day and all night). Quite obvious where this is going, eh?

The $1,400 “stimulus” was received a few days ago. Unlike other “deplorables,” the puny sum will not be spent foolishly. Personal austerity measures remain in effect. The boycott of superfluous junk also remains in effect. All material possessions will be deployed as long as possible before replacement.

Well, liberties were taken to procure coffee at the fast food joint in town on select days. Sometimes the one cup of instant coffee in the morning is just not enough.

Delicious Orange

Finally, the purchase and consumption of fruit has finally come to fruition. Fruit, by the way, is very expensive in Hawai’i. Of course, before consumption, each piece of fruit must be admired for its aesthetic qualities and unique natural packaging. Then, every delicious mouthful is savored.