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The iPhone 12 home screen has a new look. Like it? Yeah, it matches the functionality of the device. Even the dock is now useless. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Coffee procured at the fast food joint in town in the morning has been a daily occurrence. That’s the only real enjoyment in life for a pathetic loser. And, with another “lockdown” looming, there’s no need to deny minor frivolities.

Showers at the gym have been great. There has never been a real clean feeling when showering in the mausoleum at the “old folks home” in Waikiki. Might as well enjoy the perk before the “lockdown,” eh?

The State of Hawai’i has evidently modified the eviction process in order to stave off mass evictions. The process now requires mediation before any eviction can proceed. Local news media has lavished fawning praise on government “officials.” Oh brother. What these fools don’t seem to realize is that only money … dinero, mullah … can stop the evictions.

Incidentally, the homeless population has definitely increased. There are signs that many are migrants from the mainland empire and internationally. How exactly did they end up here? Any arrivals at the airport without a valid destination address are allegedly forced to return to their point of origin, or that’s what has been disseminated as fact. The locals are also well represented in the homeless community. Obviously, many people did not wait around to be evicted next week.

Local businesses are now hinting at adopting “vaccine passports.” So, that’s a given, just like the looming “lockdown.” When the subjects keep coming up in passing in the “news,” the eventuality of the latter is sealed. The shills are just “priming the pump.”

Addendum: The Honolulu police (read: Hawai’i Five-O) now has a new mascot, “Spot,” a robotic “dog.” The “dog” was purchased for $150,000 using “super-duper corona” relief funds.

“Spot”

Currently, “Spot” is being used to to check the body temperature of the homeless population as some kind of ridiculous “super-duper corona” detection scheme. Yeah, right. The real purpose of the “dog” will be to hunt down the “unvaccinated.” Five-O deployed drones to terrorize tourists who were violating quarantine and suntanning at the beach during the infamous “lockdown.” Book ‘em, Dan-o!

Miscellany: Gum disease (i.e., “mask mouth”) has apparently come about because of the Fascist face mask mandate. Even though the ridiculous face mask has only been worn minimally, it has now caused irreparable damage.