A Nike® “camo hoodie” was procured for $27 at the gym. All clothing merchandise was marked down 60% because the gym will no longer stock athletic apparel. Naturally, all of the styles are primarily aimed at the younger generations.
Old codgers cannot wear most of the contemporary clothing without looking ridiculous. Even in the remaining “good years,” a senior citizen must be very prudent. Baring too much of a sagging geriatric physique is not recommended. Incidentally, a quick look at the mirror in the bathroom of the mausoleum in the “old folks home” confirmed that decrepitude has commenced. Therefore, all future clothing purchases must follow strict senior citizen fashion (sic) guidelines.
Addendum: After an exhausting search for a cheap wireless provider, only one stood out ... Tello Mobile. The best “budget” plan runs $7 per month. The only downside is that Tello is a CDMA provider. No decision yet, though.
Update: The paltry Social Security retirement payout will increase by $12 per month next year. Wheee!
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