Watchful Friend

Yeah, the past three years have been a deviant adventure in surrealism. Personally, the “super-duper corona” plan-demic was a real “eye opener.” Rather than get caught up in the hoax and hysteria, an alternative path was embarked upon. That’s when the whole Fascist plan of the Great Re-shit (read: “Great Reset”) became plainly evident. The decades of foggy obfuscation cleared up. And, the understanding that the Fascists were working overtime was evident well before the cheesy nomenclature. Of course, that’s probably when the chronic anxiety began to ramp up.

Even today, the masses of rank-and-file peons are still clueless. They diligently wear their face masks. They run to the clinic to get “boostered” with the latest rendition of the mRNA bioweapon. There is no way to communicate with these fools except superficial small talk. In essence, the last three years have brought on more isolation and more misanthropic attitudes. Being totally alone increases neurosis and anxiety.

Then, there is the matter of residing in an “old folks home.” The geriatric residents are all in serious mental and physical decline. Nearly all of them wear face masks full-time. And, there is no need to wonder if they have embraced the mRNA bioweapon. Heck, they are all parishioners at the Church of Comirnaty!

All of the aforementioned have been discussed adequately in Notes over the last three years. So, the point is moot. Of course, the current main component of anxiety is the closeness of death. The chaotic and democidal world events, as orchestrated by the Fascists, is certainly not helping.

Well, the Apple® Watch has certainly provided some diversion. Sleep tracking has not revealed much more than what was known prior. From what can be ascertained, just remaining still in the supine position with insomnia is mistakenly recognized as sleep. No heart palpitations have been detected. Heart rate variation (HRV) is too low, even for a senior citizen. HRV has been linked to stress and mental duress. Blood-oxygen saturation is close to 100 percent. And, an EKG has yet to be performed.

The Apple® Watch is like a good friend now, the only friend. Perhaps the on-board Siri should be enabled. It can answer questions about any data on the device without a Net connection. That’s probably a higher quality conversation than what can be afforded by myriad fools in proximity. Sheesh!

Addendum: The Copilot “app” (using GPT-4) still resides on the iPhone 15 Pro. So, technically, it could also be a friend.