Hawai’i Sitrep 2022

Hotel accommodations in Waikiki have averaged $371 per day. Yeah, crazy tourists are spending a fortune to visit what is essentially a large beachfront shopping mall. When will they ever learn?

No doubt, hotel rates are probably going up even more along with airfare and dining expenditures. And, that’s happening because of Vladimir Putin. Amazing, eh? Well, people better get used to high prices because the relationship between the “West” and Russia has been completely severed. And, no, Vladimir Putin is not to blame.

Food prices in Hawai’i are surging upward. Just walk into any food outlet and notice that the price of a $5 product jumped by $1 overnight. Every hike in food prices now averages an abrupt 20% overnight increase. Little wonder why the rank-and-file peons are going berserk and gunning down their fellow peons left-and-right.

Violent crimes in Hawai’i, like the rest of empire, has dramatically increased. Random fools are just going berserk and committing homicide. What is going on? Neurological aberrations from the “vaccine”? Illicit substance overdose? Cheap booze binge? Stress from inflationary prices?

Homelessness is definitely increasing, although the local “fake news” media has claimed that the homeless population has declined. Well, what can explain the large homeless encampments popping up everywhere on King Street in lower Makiki? How about the sprawling homeless “villages” now permanently settled in bus stops at Kalakaua Avenue and King Street? Don’t even mention downtown.

There’s no need to even discuss the elevated light rail boondoggle or the mess that is the Aloha Stadium. Just know that lots of money was laundered through rampant corruption, a trademark of all local government bodies. Yeah, everything has literally turned to shit.

Addendum: The “case” count for “super-duper corona” has exceeded 1,100 per day. The rank-and-file peons are panicking and clamoring for government intervention (i.e., face mask mandate, lockdown, the usual Fascist bullshit). When will these fools learn?

Miscellany: The shipments of free “super-duper corona” fast antigen tests have arrived. Donations to fellow senior citizens at the “old folks home” in Waikiki will commence in June.

Update: After months of unsuccessful attempts to lure Japanese tourists, the governor of Hawai’i made a personal appeal to the Japanese government. So, commencing in just a week, the beloved Japanese tourists are returning en masse. Many residents are quite perturbed since Hawai’i is now overrun by “super-duper corona.”