The Real Plan

The plan to deal with possible “super-duper corona” problems (when the floodgates of tourism swing wide open on October 15th) has finally been pieced together. Local hospitals have been increasing capacity, specifically for “super-duper corona,” including additional wards and the recruitment of hundreds of medical personnel from the mainland empire.

That’s the real plan. The government “duffers” are fully aware of the faulty pre-testing program, the useless Safe Travels site, and the 14-day self-quarantine farce. So, they are preparing for a situation that could possibly spiral out of control. What a bunch of maroons!

In other pathetic news, the mayor of Honolulu announced that he will issue announcements on Thursday every week about the status of “super-duper corona” infections with regard to his reopening plan. Say what? His ridiculous 4-tier plan is already “cast in stone.” So far, there has not been any span of consecutive days that reported infections are less than 100 people. So, “Tier 1” is already set to continue. The mayor also mentioned that several new $20,000 message boards will be placed strategically to display the current 7-day “moving average” of  reported infections, much like a stock market ticker board. What the fuck is there to announce? Does he just like to hear himself babble?

Addendum: With the local universities in session for over a month now, the government “duffers” have admitted that no plan has been developed to deal with a “super-duper corona” outbreak on any of the campuses. No surprise, eh?