Japan to the Rescue!

The governor of Hawai’i proudly announced that “special arrangements” have been made with his Japanese counterparts to expedite the arrival of thousands of tourists commencing November 6th. Drool was observed dripping from both sides of the governor’s mouth as he spoke because he was salivating profusely.

And, why not? Japanese tourists spend more money than tourists from any other point of origin. That translates to $400 to $500 per day per (adult) person for dining, shopping, and tours. In addition to spending lots of money, Japanese tourists love to wear face masks. To celebrate, the largest and most expensive hotels will reopen on November 1st.

The conundrum, however, is that O’ahu and Waikiki are still under “Tier 2” restrictions. Every venue is operating at limited capacity. Will the mayor of Honolulu miraculously fast-track to “Tier 4” and abandon the whole charade a few days later?

The mayor also dispatched notices to all hotels about the complete cancellation of Day of Samhain 2020 events. Hotel staff are advised to notify the police of any violations. Not going to happen! Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Addendum: Come November, there will be a resumption of tour bus routes. Automobile rental agencies are slated to reopen. Taxis will begin servicing shopping areas again. And, those hideous Japanese chartered fake trolley buses will commence service.

Miscellany: The e-book, “The Lost City of the Monkey God,” by Douglas Preston was read to completion.

Update: The governor is also working to establish “special arrangements” with other favored nations (e.g., Canada, South Korea, etc.) to bring in the more affluent tourists as soon as possible. Money, money, money!