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The Masses

The downtown landscape has seen an increase in pedestrian traffic as the workplaces continue to reopen. Observations during the wait period before admission to the gym reveal that the “white collar” wage slaves are willing sycophants of Fascist propaganda, all wearing face masks full time. These people cannot be trusted when any situation degenerates to chaos.

There has been no increase in attendance at the gym. All the one-hour time slots remain available even on the stated day of appointments. The 30-minute cleaning sessions between appointments are being facilitated by the employees, mostly the personal trainers. Only a miracle will keep the gym solvent during its current bankruptcy.

The governor of Hawai’i has announced the final plan to open the floodgates of tourism in August. Testing for “super-super corona” is now incumbent upon the tourists prior to arrival. They must provide documentation that confirms a negative test result within a 72-hour window. Without documentation, visitors must self-quarantine for 14-days under the “honor system.” What a farce! Could anything less have been expected by government “duffers”?