What is the Homeless Motorhome?

Do not mistake the homeless motorhome as an attempt to join the “vanlife” fad. Purchasing a $40,000 passenger or cargo van and spending another $15,000 to convert it to a rolling mausoleum has nothing to do with survival or freedom.

The homeless motorhome is the only avenue remaining to safely go “off the grid” without fleeing to a remote locale. It is one of few options remaining to attain some semblance of freedom. With society and social order in collapse, the “civilization” paradigm is a confirmed failure.

At this point in time, the Ford® Transit cargo van with short wheelbase, medium roof height, and regular length is of interest. Once any cargo van is acquired, there will be no other modifications to the vehicle except the installation of a roof vent or two. The cargo area will not be modified in any way. Only a foam folding mattress and sleeping bag will adorn the “living space.” A small plastic portable urinal will be acquired to insure no exit from the vehicle once it’s parked for the night.

There are several paid parking options to be further investigated:

• Kaimuki - Waialae Ave & St. Louis Dr
• Kaimuki - Public Storage parking (Waialae Ave)
• University - University Ave & Coyne St
• Ala Moana - Kalakaua Ave & Kapi’olani Blvd
• Ala Moana - Kalakaua Ave & Fern St
• Waikiki - Fort DeRussy overflow lot (Saratoga Ave)
• Waikiki - Kuhio Ave & Kaiulani St

The listed parking venues accommodate small passenger buses and cargo vans, so there should be monthly rates available. Alternative, albeit illegal, street parking areas will also be investigated.

Addendum: Vanholio is an interesting “blog” with lots of information about life in a homeless motorhome. Somewhat humorous, too.