Saturday, September 1

Homeless Hall of Fame

There’s no time like the present to honor a few of the quintessential homeless guys that have graced Honolulu for eons. Unlike some of the other derelict homeless, the Hall of Fame inductees are truly in survival mode.

Reggie at Apple® Store Ala Moana Center

The infamous Reggie has been homeless for as long as can be remembered. Reggie has come a long way from being a street punk to a more reputable guy. He is even on good terms with the despicable Ala Moana Center “security” guards, the ones dressed like State Troopers.


The former mainland empire homeless guy can be seen stationed at his usual spot every morning at the fast food joint on Nimitz Highway. Later, he always makes his way to town. He’s one of myriad homeless who sleep in the shadows of the Sand Island industrial area.


In a one-man rant at the fast food joint, the infamous quote, “You got a home ... Go home!” was coined by the homeless guy who was chased off by a property owner when he was attempting to sleep. He is pictured at the fast food joint in town engaging in a one-man rant about illegal immigrants coming to the islands.

Honorable Mention. The young homeless hottie was spotted walking along King Street across from the "old folks home," easily recognizable with her green gym bag and skimpy outfits.

Young Homeless Hottie

Her tenacity in surviving and looking hot will soon bring about Hall of fame status.

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