The annual recertification process for eligibility to remain a rental slave in the “old folks home” has commenced. The most important aspect is the required financial documents to verify the minimum income stipulation. Disqualification and eviction are highly probable. Fuck it!
Eviction could be a blessing in disguise. The “old folks home” has grown wearisome. One of the elevators is now out of service every week. Ditto for one of the washing machines. Repairs take forever, too. Fuck it!
The community room of the “old folks home” is dominated and controlled by a small group of “little old ladies.” One of those “little old ladies” also controls the programming on the small wall-mounted LCD tube. Of the small number of resident old codgers, only one or two of them make any kind of appearance in the community room. Little wonder why. Fuck it!
Median price for houses on O’ahu is over $810,000 now. That’s for a rundown 3-bedroom tract home, usually with an architecturally unmatched addition to add floor space. The severe housing bubble translates into guaranteed rent increases. Another reason to get out of the “old folks home.” Fuck it!
The only option left is motorhomelessness. Currently, the option to purchase a custom-made cargo van with camper conversion and have it shipped from the mainland empire has been mummified. Better to just purchase the cargo van here and make the necessary, albeit minimal, modifications through local vendors. Fuck it!
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