Homeless Update - August 15th

The two beat-up minivans never returned to their prior squatting location on Alder Street next to the State Juvenile Detention Center. There has been no coverage about the fire either. So, the assumption that there was a homeless “sweep” is valid. Arson is still the most likely scenario. The two motorhomeless squatters left stacks of their belongings with some kind of crude incendiary device that triggered the blaze a few hours later.

The homeless and motorhomeless squatters along the Elm Street side of the Juvenile Detention Center are also conspicuously absent. That pretty much confirm the occurrence of a “sweep.” A few transient homeless are now filling the void.

The young homeless hottie was spotted at Ala Moana Center after a week hiatus, first at the Makai Mall food court, then at the Apple® Store. She is probably “camping” at Ala Moana Beach Park at night. The young homeless hottie definitely has a preference for skimpy outfits. She was wearing tight jeans shorts that were cut way too high in the back. She has obviously been tanning in a thong bikini. She definitely has some firm assets.

Lots of new homeless and motorhomeless are popping up everywhere. The situation, as assessed previously, is out of control. The limited spaces at the various homeless shelters are totally inadequate, and placement into regular housing is not guaranteed. As revealed by Charlie, a former Sand Island homeless shelter alumnus, there is a high probability that sheltered homeless will end up cycling for several years through different transitional shelters. After that? Back on the streets!