Fuck It Friday (FIF)! Sporadic news and commentary of no interest to anyone ... FIF! Once again, FUBAR is the primary focus of this edition. Yes, this is Fuck It Friday!
The time has come to officially recognize the end of the “good years.” The on-going and new health issues indicate that decrepitude is accelerating (read: FUBAR). The physique is surprisingly holding up with no change in external aesthetics in decades. Of course, internally is where changes for the worst are taking place. Fuck it!
Skipped (actually delayed) heartbeats are now a regular occurrence. The physiological cause is similar to an SVT event except it only affects one heartbeat. The actual trigger is unknown. Consuming a bottle of BodyArmor® Lyte seems to temporarily abate the symptoms. Could vitamin and mineral deficiency be the cause? In any case, the likelihood of a real cardiac event occurring soon is high. Fuck it!
The plan to reduce monthly expenditures has yet to be properly invoked. The possibility of a “keel over” event in the near future certainly negates any need to cut personal expenses. Yeah, death is a real “game changer.” Fuck it!
The new Vans® shoes have finally replaced the worn out Mau’i & Sons® shoes (for gym use only). The Vans® shoes were purchased many moons ago while Ross was still in town. Yeah, ridiculous. The same goes for all the consumables stored in the mausoleum in the “old folks home” in Waikiki. “Stuff” needs to be used or consumed. Fuck it!
World events have been FUBAR as of late, eh? The situation in empire is even worse, what with the government shutdown and all. Keeping current with the news has been quite a task. All of the approved sources are perused a few times daily. There has been no desire to add personal commentary in Notes about the latter. Interested parties should review all of the approved Web sites listed in Notes. Otherwise, fuck it!
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