Fuck It Friday - 31

Fuck It Friday (FIF)! Sporadic news and commentary of no interest to anyone ... FIF! The usual bullshit is the primary focus of this edition. Yes, this is Fuck It Friday!

About three months ago, the free wireless network in the fast food joint in town was shut off. On Wednesday, the free wireless network in the International Marketplace in Waikiki was throttled down to dial-up modem speed. The free wireless networks in the gym and in the other fast food joint in town have always been severely throttled. Fuck it!

So, on Thursday, the decision was hastily implemented to immediately divest the iPad Pro M4 device. A quick trip was made to Kahala Mall in the afternoon. The iPad was unceremoniously traded for a $620 gift card at the Apple® Store. The reason? Well, OS updates for the iPad can only be accomplished using a wireless network (not including personal hotspot). Most of the monthly updates are huge. Not worth the hassle. Fuck it!

And, costly home internet service is out of the question, what with the shrinking approved Web site list and all. The only way to justify the expense is to download hundreds of hurdy-gurdy videos daily, a ridiculous idea. In any case, the iPhone 16 Pro has now been set up as the geriatric command console, just like the good ol’ days. Fuck it!

The Beats® Pill is still in personal possession. There’s no hurry to divest the Pill since it really has no trade value. In time, it will be given away to a select acquaintance. Maybe it should be replaced with the big-ass Bose® Soundflex Max. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa! Oh, fuck it!

Otherwise, same ol’ shit. There’s been a heatwave for a few days. The heat has caused all of the assholes in Waikiki to become even more assholic, if that’s even possible. The bus service has continued to be unpredictable. And, loitering at the International Marketplace in the late afternoon has lost its appeal. Fuck it!