Fuck It Friday (FIF)! Sporadic news and commentary of no interest to anyone ... FIF! Cardiac mitigations are the primary focus of this edition. Yes, this is Fuck It Friday!
There have been no cardiac events since the last one reported. Unfortunately, sporadic irregular heartbeats were experienced continuously from that point forward. Today was the first day that the body felt somewhat replenished. A few mitigations are now in effect:
- Coffee consumption is mandated to end at 12:45pm daily with any remaining coffee discarded (usually one-third of the initial serving)
- Oatmeal has become the breakfast fare on certain days
- Sugar, sodium derivatives, and simple carbohydrates have been reduced
- Weight reduction goal has been set for a three-pound loss
- Water consumption has been increased
Other factors such as anxiety, melancholia, stress, and sleep deprivation are out of the personal locus of control. However, mitigations are still being “brainstormed.” Fuck it!
The Watch Series 9 continues to monitor and log heart rate metrics. However, the device does not seem to identify abnormal patterns on its own. HRV data is now being scrutinized. Any data point over 40ms is suspect and most likely indicates a cardiac event, mild or otherwise. Fuck it!
The over-the-counter products ordered from Centerwell Pharmacy using the Medicare Advantage stipend arrived and was left outside the mausoleum in the “old folks home” in Waikiki by the FedEx® delivery person. The tracking site included a photograph of the delivered package. Upon arrival back at the mausoleum, no package was in sight. Apparently, one of the tenants, most likely on the same floor, stole it. The fucktard who perpetrated the crime obviously has a “death wish.” Fuck it!
A late afternoon outing was made on Thursday to Ala Moana Center to purchase a few sundries at Target® and Longs®. Sadly, no ice cream was procured. Otherwise, outings to the International Marketplace still occur regularly. No outing this evening, though. Fuck it!
The new AirPods Pro 2 (USB-C) earbuds were finally deployed this evening. Yeah, the AirPods were purchased several months ago. The old AirPods Pro 2 (Lightning) was fully unpaired and awaiting donation. To whom? The old AirPods still hold a charge as long as the new ones. Fuck it!
The vast hurdy-gurdy video library (HGVL) now has 237 titles. Additions have slowed immensely because DMCA deletions and very few quality uploads from users. Most of the titles in the HGVL are no longer available. Fuck it!
The $614 refund from the State of Hawai’i (per the filed amended tax return) arrived earlier in the week. No spending spree is being contemplated, even though a “keel over” event could occur at any time. Fuck it!
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