Real Mofos

Refer to Notes News Break of July 5th

Some good news is in order. The torn calf muscle has been healing steadily. In fact, a lightweight version of the usual cardio workout was reinstated yesterday at the gym. The affected leg is still being wrapped daily with a bandage.

An outing to Ala Moana Center occurred this evening. Dinner was courtesy Subway® in town, so there really was no purpose for the outing. A pint of Häagen-Dazs® Vanilla Bean ice cream (910 calories) and a banana was purchased at Target® for dessert and to arbitrarily celebrate the healing of the decrepit leg.

With plenty of time on hand, a jaunt was made to the Apple® Store. There were lines of people outside, which was assumed to be for on-line order pickup. An attempt was made to enter the store, but entrance was blocked by a buffoonish security guard with an attitude and a face mask. As it turns out, one of the lines was the queue just to enter the store. From all appearances, the ridiculous “COVID” restrictions (i.e., “social distancing”) from two years ago seemed to be back in force. Yeah, that’s right. What kind of “woke” bullshit is this? At that moment, there was extreme remorse for owning Apple® products. These mofos are mentally ill. Well, that certainly ruined the entire evening.

A chance encounter with neighbor Ignacio ensued during the walk back to the “old folks home” in Waikiki. Ignacio mentioned that the new resident manager has already resigned. No surprise, really. People in their twenties should not be managing an “old folks home” for obvious reasons.

Finally, on Tuesday, yet another pair of off-brand shorts was purchased at Ross® for $20 with senior citizen discount. The geriatric wardrobe is continuously being revamped for no apparent reason. Sheesh!

Addendum: The personal Apple® ID was changed back to the standard pseudonym. All personal data was replaced with fake nonsense. And, instead of the iPhone 15 Pro, the new Pixel 8 Pro may be a better alternative.

Miscellany: Only 22GB of cellular data was used during the last month of Visible+ service. That’s less than half of the available prioritized data. Was the switch to Visible+ worth it? Who knows?