Bag of Shit 2023

Dealing with stupid people daily is tiresome. However, with each passing day, there are even more stupid people added to the ranks. The only reasonable assumption is that the spike proteins induced by the mRNA bioweapon are lodging deep inside the cerebral cortex of these fools.

Upon reluctantly deciding to procure dinner at Panda Express® on King Street, a Route 1 bus was boarded in town. Sitting on an available seat, the horrid discovery was made that some kind liquid was pooled in the thin fabric padding. The odor was putrid, which indicated that it was leakage from a colostomy bag (read: “colon bag”). The biohazard liquid saturated the shorts, underwear, and tank top.

The bus was not destined for Waikiki, so the plan to dine at Panda Express® could not mummified. An attempt was made to clean up in the restroom, but that activity was fruitless. So, dinner was barely enjoyable.

The return trip to Waikiki was a nightmare. As stated previously in Notes, there is no bus schedule anymore. Even reliance on the GPS tracking site is useless. A couple of the buses simply disappeared within minutes of projected arrival. Nearly a 30-minute wait ensued, all the while saturated with “colon bag” shit. Finally, a Route 2 bus appeared, but it was completely full. There’s no point in standing on a crowded bus, all the while radiating “colon bag” shit odors. A few minutes later, a Route 2L bus arrived, and the trip back to Waikiki was completed.

Upon arrival at the mausoleum in the “old folks home” in Waikiki, an attempt was made to hand-wash the clothes saturated with the “colon bag” shit. Way too stupid! Finally, $1.75 had to be wasted to use the washing machine. Fortunately, the clothes were comprised of synthetic fabric, so the latter could be hung up to dry.

As stated in the preface, dealing with stupid people is becoming a full-time job. Why couldn’t the colon-less idiot at least inform the bus driver that there was a biohazard situation? There are many other stupid situations encountered nearly every minute daily. No, there’s never a reprieve because the stupidity is spreading like a tumor.

Well, the torn calf muscle has essentially healed. So, the elastic bandage will not be deployed tomorrow. There are other maladies appearing, such as both knees are now “wobbly.” These are the “twilight years,” the downhill slide before death.

On a side note, the iPhone 15 Pro line is apparently plagued with problems. First, the titanium band around the device is easily tarnished and scratched. Some devices allegedly have defective coatings as well. Second, the fit between the back plate glass and titanium band on some devices is uneven. Third, there are allegations of excessive heat generation when the device is engaged in mundane tasks (e.g., phone call). Finally, a brutal drop test revealed that the titanium is somewhat brittle. Read the 9to5Mac article for more details.

A brief comment on the iPhone drop test is necessary. There are too many Apple® sycophants who have attempted to discredit the test. Yes, 40 drops is a bit excessive. However, the iPhone 15 Pro was already not functional halfway through. The iPhone 14 Pro (a much heavier device) survived every drop and was still fully functioning at the end. Long story short, the iPhone 14 Pro is a much more durable device.

Well, after the rude encounter last week with the smarmy security guard at the Apple® Store in Ala Moana Center, the iPhone 15 Pro has become totally irrelevant. Could the switch to the Pixel 8 Pro be next? Who even cares?