Sunday, July 9

New Normal 2023

Yesterday, during the walk to the outdoor seating area across Tamarind Park, a gorgeous young African-American (read: “Black”) hottie, was observed abruptly stopping at the entrance to the 7-Eleven® store. She was well dressed in a nice tight outfit, and obviously had a hot body.

A few minutes after sitting at one of the tables to enjoy morning coffee, the same hottie squeezed through the narrow strip next to the row of tables (including the one personally occupied) instead of the wide walkway for that purpose. She then sat down at one of the tables directly across the walkway. The wind blew her trash, a plastic bag and plastic bottle, onto the walkway. She made no attempt to pick up her trash. A passerby picked up the trash and put it into a nearby waste receptacle. “Thank you,” she said.

A couple of minutes later, she got up, walked over, and grabbed the cup of coffee sitting on the table. “My coffee,” she said, with a big grin. She was a gorgeous babe, but no free coffee for her. The cup of coffee was grabbed out of her lovely hands. She then sat down at another table. She flung her expensive shades onto the pavement. There was a series of loud banging sounds. Then, three security guards arrived. They asked her to leave the property. She launched into some kind of convoluted babbling before finally departing.

Long story short, baby was either whacked out on drugs or permanently insane from continual drug abuse. Or, perhaps she is “vaccinated” with the mRNA bioweapon, and the spike proteins have lodged in her cerebral cortex. There are clinically insane people everywhere, not just the homeless, the early-release psychiatric patients, and the half-way house derelicts. Strange behavior has become so ubiquitous, the “new normal.”

Prices for footlong sandwiches at the Subway® in town have increased again by 90 cents on average. The budget “classic” sandwiches now cost as much as a Panda Express® full dinner. The top-of-the-line Series footlong sandwiches cost close to $16 now. Absurd, obviously, but rampant inflation is the “new normal.”

The latest crime fad in Hawai’i is “assault by macheté.” There apparently are a large numbers of insane people wielding the latter weapon in public, the “new normal” for violent crimes.

Miscellany: A new large “floater” has appeared in the right eye, large enough to cause some vision obstruction. It is also very distracting because it flits around like a small bug.

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