Warm Milk

The move to Waikiki has, so far, been a regrettable experience, not that the “old folks home” in Makiki was so much better. The real problem is that the quality of life in the islands has “hit rock bottom.” Hawai’i is a “shithole,” plain and simple. People, locals and tourists alike, are shitheads. The whole place is essentially a big and shitty shopping mall. And, it just keeps getting more shitty by the day. Shit!

None of the homeless have been loitering in the Apple® Store as of one week ago. Even the infamous Reggie only made one appearance. Little wonder why. The store “security” guards have been blatantly eyeing any loiterers. The new Draconian policies are probably a backlash given the barrage of “bad press” that recently forced the stock price downward. Is it time to dump the iPhone XR?

Typical Waikiki Hotties

The only redeeming factor about Waikiki is the sheer number of gorgeous young hotties dressed in skimpy tight dresses on Friday night after 10pm. They are all going out to the night clubs, of course. Meanwhile, the senior citizens at the “old folks home” have already retired for the evening after consuming a mug of nice warm milk.

The new driver’s license arrived with the now defunct address of the “old folks home” in Makiki. That particular address had to be submitted because of the required documentation of proof of residency. By law, the new address of the “old folks home” in Waikiki must be submitted in writing within 30 days of activation. Fat chance! In any case, the new driver’s license overcomes the final obstacle to selling the minivan and seeking alternative forms of transportation for the usual Hawai’i Kia visits.