Friday, July 13

Fuck It Friday - 6

Fuck It Friday (FIF)! Sporadic news and commentary of no interest to anyone ... FIF! The same ol’ shit is the primary focus of this edition. Yes, the triumphant return of Fuck It Friday!


Important documents have once again been shifted around, from make-shift storage on the Yahoo! Mail server and Google® Drive to Apple® iCloud. There are only two important documents remaining, the curricula vita and tax spreadsheet. That’s it. Everything else has been destroyed. The process has essentially been a waste of time. Fuck it!

A rent increase is apparently in the works for the hapless senior citizens residing at the “old folks home.” Any rent increase for that dump would be an insult to anyone’s intelligence. Once the official notice is received, alternative housing must be found. Or, homelessness will be “back on the table.” Fuck it!

The rent increase at the “old folks home” could result in a slew of new homeless senior citizens. A monthly rent increase of $50 would require a $1,770 qualifying monthly income. A $100 monthly rent increase would require $1,870 minimum monthly income. With that kind of income, why rent a dumpy cell in the “old folks home”? Fuck it!

The self-wringing mop was donated to charity. Any attempt to bring the “old folks home” domicile up to mausoleum standards with modern utensils has been mummified. The cell is just a dungy sarcophagus. Anyway, the amount of soot that settles on the floor would require daily mopping. The poor mophead would disintegrate in a week. So, the use of recycled paper towels to wipe the floor by hand will continue instead. Fuck it!

Otherwise, Friday the 13th ... Fuck it!