Ugly Old Skank

There's no other way to describe a 70-ish "old bag" who has run out of denials for its (only polite pronoun available) upcoming death. The skank dresses provocatively, which only serves to make bystanders ill. Who could stand to see a sagging ass peeking out of shorts that are too small? Who wants to be accosted by the sight of extreme thigh cellulite? Of, how can anyone not gag at seeing caked-on makeup that only a mortuary undertaker would appreciate? And then, there's the bleached blonde hair? Great to "deliver street pizza"? Yeah.

Ugly Ho’

Modern senior citizens are plagued with longevity. They must live longer in decrepit states than their predecessors. Thus, they must rely on myriad medications for physical and mental ailments. The drug "soup" can and does cause side effects as can plainly be exemplified by the ugly old skank. Anxiolitics, anti-depressants, anti-psychotics, and analgesics are common prescriptions amongst senior citizens, along with self-medication (e.g., cheap booze). Missing a dose of prescription drugs can cause erratic and irrational behavior.

The ugly old skank is probably cooking its brain with various medications. Unfortunately, drugs can barely contain the mind. Given enough time, the mind will break free and "all hell will break loose." Then, someone will have to "put down" the ugly old skank like it's a rabid dog.