Fuck It Friday - 34

Fuck It Friday (FIF)! Sporadic news and commentary of no interest to anyone ... FIF! Dining is the primary focus of this edition. Yes, this is Fuck It Friday!

This Fuck It Friday was a new milestone in the dining out saga. After tolerating the unprofessional conduct of most of the employees at the fast food joint in town, the end has come. The worst of the lot is the young obese Filipina “manager” with the grotesque puffy face. The bitch even got “lippy” while handing over the order of overpriced oatmeal. Incidentally, all of the front counter employees are “managers,” yet only a couple of them actually have customer service skills. And, only a couple of them are not obese. Fuck it!

After spending hundreds of dollars per month over ten or more years at that shitty fast food joint, the time came to mummify the entire situation. The “two for one” coupons were all discarded. The on-line account was immediately closed, forfeiting whatever rewards remained. And, the “app” was deleted. Fuck it!

Next, a stop was made at the Starbucks® in town and an order placed for another bowl of oatmeal. The staff of baristas there, while not blatantly rude, are indifferent to customers. They act as though they are celebrities. The staff at the Ala Moana Center (West) location are much friendlier and courteous. Anyway, the “app” and on-line account are slated for mummification, if no compelling reason arises to not do so. Fuck it!

So, what now for breakfast? A couple of Thomas’® cinnamon raisin bagels and Chobani® Greek yogurt (procured from Target®) will be the breakfast fare. The “bring your own breakfast” (BYOB) events will take place in the Makai Market food court in Ala Moana center or the International Marketplace. Dinner will either be frozen meals from Target® or salads from the ABC Store and consumed in the mausoleum at the “old folks home” in Waikiki. Dining out was not only costly, it was not pleasurable. Only a fool would continue such a malignant activity. Fuck it!

The other fast food joint in town has not been disqualified, although visits there will be few and far between. The staff is friendly, and they actually say, “Thank you.” And, the return to Panda Express has not yet been entertained. Fuck it!