Another no-holiday holiday has come to pass with more than the usual minor inconveniences. This is Fuck It Friday (FIF) - Special Statehood Edition. Sporadic news and commentary of no interest to anyone. Fuck it!
Another update became available for both the iPhone 16 Pro and Watch Series 9 on Thursday. A new workaround was established to enable blood-oxygen readings on Watch devices affected by the pending lawsuit. Of course, the Watch Series 9 in personal possession always had the feature because it was manufactured prior to the lawsuit. So, the updates did absolutely nothing except waste time. Fuck it!
The vast hurdy-gurdy video library (HGVL) residing on the LaCie® SSD has most likely reached its optimum state. There have been no new choice selections added in a while … well, because nothing is available. Of course, there’s a lot of Euro, “MILF,” “BBW,” and too much “BBC” content. All of the latter genres are, however, less susceptible to DMCA takedowns. Anyway, the HGVL is slated to be designated a permanent archive very soon with no further additions. Yet another productive geriatric activity mummified. Fuck it!
As the last update to the Deep House Cat Show was exactly three months ago, the assumption is that the podcast has been abandoned. All episodes are likely to disappear once the contract expires for the host server in Germany. About 52 episodes were downloaded and collated into four compressed files. The files have been archived onto the LaCie® SSD. The curated Notes Music Break posts will most likely be preemptively deleted with adequate prior notice given. Fuck it!
On second thought, the House Music archive may ended up vaporized as well. A 70-year-old codger doesn’t need to listen to House Music. Smooth Jazz is probably more fitting. Silence is even better. Well, with the HGVL and House Music approaching full mummification, there will be absolutely nothing to occupy time in the mausoleum in the “old folks home” in Waikiki. More time could be devoted to Notes … Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa! Fuck it!
Finally, the entire day was rendered ridiculous when, in a moment of extreme dementia, the wrong bus was boarded to leave town. Over two hours was spent waiting in Kahala Mall for the only bus route that goes back to Waikiki. The bus supposedly arrives once per hour. The first scheduled bus didn’t show up. The next bus was 30 minutes late. To add insult to injury, the GPS site was inoperative all day. Only the scheduled times were displayed. What a fiasco! Fuck it!
Obviously, the daily outing to the International Marketplace was later than usual. Even then, the ambient temperature was sizzling. Only a pint of Häagen-Dazs® strawberry ice cream could make the day right. Lots of sugar and saturated fat. Fuck it!
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