Existential Vacuum Cleaner

Dirt Devil® Grab & Go

During the late afternoon outing to the International Marketplace on Wednesday, a Dirt Devil® Grab & Go vacuum cleaner was procured at Target® for $40 (on sale). The solution to the “existential vacuum” (as defined by Victor Frankl) is the existential vacuum cleaner. The appliance was needed to perform routine maintenance on the air conditioner in the mausoleum at the “old folks home” in Waikiki. Thick wads of dust were wedged in the condenser. The filter was obviously useless. An old toothbrush was used to dislodge the dust and the Dirt Devil® completed the cleanup. The appliance will be used for several other cleaning projects which have been postponed for years.

Coverage about Apple® WWDC event on the technology “blogs” has been extensive. From what can be gleaned from the latter is that the revamping of the various operating systems is purely cosmetic. New “skins” will be added to the user interface. Not much else is projected for “under the hood” improvements. So, what of the fate of the iPad Pro M4? Who knows?

The central bank of empire is slated to cut short-term interest rates at least three times this year. The decision was based on the latest bogus jobs report. Inflation, of course, will spike once the effects of “Orange Bad Man” tariff scheme come into play. The interest rate cuts will only exacerbate the situation by causing peak asset price inflation. Will the miserly ways be an effective countermeasure? Who knows?

The “Orange Bad Man” sitcom … errr, “clown show” … has passed the point of sheer absurdity. The “bromance,” then public spat, with fellow billionaire Elon Musk is … well, it’s a damned “clown show.” This is it for the collective “West.” There are Fascist clowns in the EU as well. They are all clamoring for war with the Russian Federation. Of course, the EU Fascists are not as pathetically comical as “Orange.” What does Vladimir Putin make of this? Maybe thermonuclear war is the solution. The secular Apocalypse will bring down the “fire and brimstone” that was prophesied by the fictional deity of the Yahweh Triad (Judaism, Islam and Pauline Christianity). If any life form is still present in the aftermath, perhaps a new beginning will be forthcoming.

Addendum: All of the existing possessions have been put under a new maintenance regime to extend their useful life. The Norelco® electric shaver (made in Netherlands), for example, could incur a replacement cost of $300 under the “Orange Bad Man” tariff scheme.