Inauguration 2024

Vladimir Putin at Inauguration

A quiet congratulatory celebration in honor of Russian Federation President Vladimir Putin was in order late this afternoon with a prime rib dinner courtesy Lahaina Chicken. Obviously, everyone else in the Makai Market food court either despises him or could care less. May he succeed in vanquishing the “garden variety” Fascists!

Of course, Vladimir Putin’s main concern is the welfare of the Russian Federation. Unfortunately, the Fascists yearn to see the destruction of Russia and the removal of Putin from power by any means necessary. Hence, he has no choice but to confront and destroy the Fascists (as well as their puppets). Little wonder why Vladimir Putin has the support of Xi Jinping (PRC), Kim Jong-un (DPRK), Ayatollah Khamanei and Ebrahim Raisi (Iran), Basshar al-Assad (Syria), Alexander Lukashenko (Belarus), Nicolás Maduro (Venezuela), and General Abdourahmane Tchiani (Niger).

A brief stopover was made at the International Marketplace before returning to the mausoleum in the dismal “old folks home” in Waikiki. Upon observation of all of the fools milling about in the tourist grotesquerie, the only logical conclusion is that the Fascist depopulation pogrom is way behind schedule.

Miscellany: The box of foam earplugs has been donated at small community table in the lobby of the “old folks home.”