Mangy Mutt

“Fido”

Sleep deprivation has achieved a new dimension with the addition of yet another source of noise … a mangy mutt. “Fido” commenced yelping at 2am every morning for the past three weeks.

Attempts have been made to triangulate the point of origin with no success so far. “Fido” appears to reside in one of the condominium units adjacent to the “old folks home” in Waikiki. The assholic owner apparently puts the mangy pooch out on the balcony at night.

Wringing Neck of Assholic “Fido” Owner

At first, “Fido” was assumed to be residing in one of the units at the “old folks home.” However, the sound of the barks would be somewhat muffled, even with the windows wide open. The “old folks home” has neither lanais of balconies. The mangy mutt’s yelping is too loud and too clear to originate from inside a mausoleum. The only way to cease the ruckus is to wring its little neck (and that of the assholic owner as well).

The cheap earplugs that were purchased a while back are ineffective. They do not fit properly in the large ear canals of the oversized cranium. Another shopping trip to Ala Moana Center is in order. Various other types of earplugs will be purchased. There was some thought of deploying the AirPods Pro 2 for that purpose. However, the ludicrous idea was quickly mummified.

Addendum: A potential on-line order for Flents® Quiet Please! earplugs (no longer available in Hawai’i) was mummified upon perusing a few of the customer reviews. Apparently, the type of foam in the earplugs is now substandard.

Miscellany: The Zionists launched a mini-attack on Iran with drones (most likely launched inside Iran by Zionist proxies). No secular Apocalypse yet, thank Molech!