Friday, May 26

Fuck It Friday - 15

Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Fuck It Friday (FIF)! Sporadic news and commentary of no interest to anyone ... FIF! The same ol’ shit is the primary focus of this edition. Yes, this is Fuck It Friday!

There really has not been anything worthy to update in Notes. Same ol’ shit, which isn’t bad. There have been no adverse events. Fuck it!

The main (and only) focal point in the remainder of this geriatric lifetime is the gym (and associated workouts). There are no other concurrent facets of what could be called “a life.” Gym workouts are still scheduled daily. No days off. The workouts are now comprehensive. The underlying thesis is that the muscle atrophy “window” decreases rapidly with age. Soon, even daily workouts will no longer be effective. Fuck it!

As discouraging as that sounds, the daily workouts will continue unabated. Atrophied muscles cannot support the skeletal structure and, hence, the result will be increasing skeletal deformations. At that point, there is no “quality of life.” Just observe the various decrepit senior citizens in the periphery to understand the concern. Fuck it!

Some personal mail has ended up missing again. With the on-line “Informed Delivery” service, any incoming mail is listed. There is an option to flag any undelivered mail, but nothing seems to happen. Well, “things fall apart.” Fuck it!

An attempt was recently made for an evening outing to the International Marketplace. However, upon exiting the “old folks home” in Waikiki, the desire abruptly vanished. So, the outing was aborted. Instead, another evening of “going stir crazy” in the mausoleum was in order. There’s nothing to do in the mausoleum. The iPhone is still the only source for “killing time.” And, as stated previously in Notes, there aren’t many approved Web sites that can be perused. Fuck it!

The attempts to mummify the miserly ways have been unsuccessful. So many decades of “penny-punching” has ensued such that the malignant practice is now ingrained. There’s no way to deprogram. Fuck it!

All meals are still currently procured at the usual venues. No meal preparation is done in the mausoleum. Breakfast is either two Egg McMuffins (using survey coupon) from the fast food joint or select six-inch Subway® sandwiches. An apple purchased at the ABC Store serves as lunch. Dinner is either from Subway® or Panda Express® (with any applicable discounts or coupons). A transition to fruit (typically bananas from the Waikiki Market) is being made to suffice as the evening snack, although a muffin is still often thrown in for decadent fun. Fuck it!

On a side note, about 30% of the local population are still wearing face masks full-time. They are obviously clinically insane. Fuck it!

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