A new hooded rain jacket (black color) was ordered on-line for a whopping $88 (including sales tax and shipping charge) from Under Armour® yesterday. It will replace the RVCA® windbreaker (which is no longer water repellent).
The old windbreaker, along with several “long” shorts, the ones that drop below the knees, will be donated to charity. The “long” shorts style has always been considered detestable. Thus, there will be more frequent expeditions to Ross® and other outlets to find the shorter style of shorts.
The Walmart® store in town has reduced its operational hours. Most of the stock is being depleted, so there will be less and less merchandise with each passing day. Most noticeable is the grocery section. In addition to the usual food items, a generic $2 power extension cord was procured today.
There has been much more concern expressed about the “twilight years.” So far, geriatric decrepitude has been kept in check. The aforementioned concern led to the recent “testing” of the Vienna Sausage. Although the Vienna Sausage is still functional, the “test” caused a massive relapse of heart palpitations. Obviously, if the Vienna Sausage were deployed in a real-life situation, a cardiac event may occur. Sadly, the latter is a definitive sign that the body is beginning to decline.
Miscellany: The new extension cord will allow for the iPhone power adapter to charge device while in the supine position on the airbed. This mitigation is necessary since there is no chair to sit upon in the mausoleum at the “old folks home” in Waikiki.
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