Mask Off, Mask On

Freedom!

Day One of relative freedom from the “super-duper corona” hoax … didn’t anyone understand that the face mask mandate has been mummified for now? Apparently not. Only one person in the entire Walmart® store in town was not wearing a useless face mask? Who was that maskless man?

At the gym, a little over half of the members were wearing face masks. A few people removed their face masks when they observed others without the masks. Will the ridiculous trend continue? Thank goodness that “Joe Headroom” is now offering people aged 50 years and up the opportunity of being injected with a second “booster”!

On a personal note, there has never been any subsequent purchases of useless face masks since the initial expenditure two years ago. In fact, there are 8 of the useless prophylactics remaining.

Gym workouts have been the only priority. So far, the commitment has paid off. There has been no atrophy or musculoskeletal deformations. In fact the physique is a slightly leaner version of that prior to the plan-demic. There has been little change for decades, including the hardcore gym days back in Convalescent City. Not bad for 67 years of age!

Addendum: Only the employees at the gym have discontinued face mask usage. At all other venues, all employees are masked up like idiots. However, on a side note, face masks must be worn by all passengers on public transit until April 19th.

Miscellany: The curious intermittent battery charging problem with the iPhone 12 has been solved by disabling “Optimized Battery Charging.” The latter feature doesn’t function properly unless three location and privacy toggles are enabled. That’s not going to happen.