Ho-Hum 2021

Workouts at the gym have become very tedious. For some reason, there has been a lot of pain everywhere. Is the senior citizen physique breaking down? Who knows? Who cares? Nonetheless, there is a compelling need to “soldier on.” Ho-hum.

Dinner was courtesy Panda Express® in Ala Moana Center, the first time on Saturday evening in a long while. Even arriving after 7pm failed to avoid the crowds. Nevertheless, dinner was healthy and enjoyable. For the time being, canned beans will suffice for dinner on four nights of the week. Otherwise, dinner will be procured at Panda Express®. Ho-hum.

Dinner procured at the Subway® located in West Waikiki was abruptly mummified this week when the $4 “Sub of the Day” was eliminated from the menu. Patronage had already declined to one or two days per week. The regular sandwiches are overpriced to gouge tourists. There may be a reprieve for Subway®, only if procurement is facilitated at a different location. The logistics are in the works. Ho-hum.

Shopping at Walmart® has often been accomplished twice per day. Because of the limited payload of the gym bag, very little can be purchased (usually only one piece of fruit for lunch) while in town during the day. Thus, an evening run is required and scheduled after dinner at Ala Moana Center. Ho-hum.

Dr. “Bones” McCoy

Upon return to the mausoleum in the “old folks home” in Waikiki this evening, the opening of the door surprised the diarrheal roach. He was staggering around on the floor, most likely delirious from starvation. He was subsequently ushered outside into the hallway and slippah-ed (read: slippered) to cause more disorientation. Then, the filthy roach was given a bath with Scrub Free® shower cleaner. Long story short, he’s dead.